1.04.2010

Behave Yourself

I've got a quiver of strange stories, it's just a matter of pulling back the bow and taking aim...

But, on account of reentry, fear of failure, and my other flaws, I've got a bottleneck.  Regarding reentry...

Information Overload, which all y'all are alternately suffering/enjoying, truly exists.  There's just too much goin' on.

Here's a tripper.  I just got off the phone with a buddy named Ryno.  We're going out for sushi in 20 minutes.

I haven't talked to Ryno in 2-3 years.  Haven't seen him in 4.

But today, while doing almost exactly what I wanted to be doing, I encountered a powerful possession of his: a ski helmet he rocked daily during my first winter in Jackson Hole.

It's a typical, black, slightly-dated ski helmet only discernible from any other by a small sticker on the back.  That sticker is of a menacing, obviously-deranged clown.

Anyway, the helmet caught my eye in a very unlikely place, I explained it's significance, and it was given to me.

Then, upon arriving home, I find an email... the first in three years... from none other than the bearer of the helmet, Ryno.  He's in town for the next week... temporarily vacating his Residency, a first year graduate from Medical School.

We entered different schools simultaneously. He stuck with it.  I didn't.   Before that, we'd spent a year as roommates living in Jackson.

In fact, when I rolled into Jackson on a dreary May morning, for lack of a clue I stopped at McDonald's and picked up a paper.  In classifieds I found rooms for rent and started making calls from the Snow King Pavilion.  The first person I talked to in Jackson was Ryno.  The first person I met was Ryno.  And the first thing we did together was move me in.

That's a hell of a coincidence with a hell of an important person... and I'm late for dinner.

1.01.2010

Awwwwwww, Shit.

You gotta be kidding me.

Now, I hate an external schedule as much as your next freedom-lover...

...but paid to watch the sea of humanity swim by?

PLEASE.

That's the best gig in the world.

Now, I've seen some people and I'm familiar with the concept of the melting pot....

...and let me tell you...

THIS AQUARIUM IS BOILING.

Ya'll got too much on your minds...
too much in your minds...
This whole CULTure is a fuckin'
TEASE.

So let's talk.

Now, life isn't meant to be so complicated.but over the course of seven hours I've met seven...

What?

That's fine.  I've lost my motivation, anyway.  Got shit to ski tomorrow, anyway.

Sweet Dreams.