SMART YOUNG CANADIAN

CLIMB ON...

It's really all about LEGITIMIZING your EXISTENCE.  Not so hard to do... well, yeah it is.

I moved here young, dumb, and full of cum... now not so young... a little less dumb... but nevertheless full of cum.

You know, Freud was pretty damn dead on when he reduced human consciousness to human sexuality.

Why do you do what you do?  But really though...

Hence, we're RAPING this gorgeous little planet.  Too easy.

Is another option really presented throughout the WEST?  Nah.  Well, I guess you can jerk off with your computer.

I head outside to piss this beer outta me and see beautiful little flakes falling in Jackson... this means it's dumping hard on the hills.

The best ART I can make is a gorgeous committed line... it lasts mere moments and the track remains maybe a day... PERFECT.

Embrace your impermanence and live ready to die young.

That's the best we can do for tomorrow.

Right?!

Max

Fizzle....

Now, as fate would have it, I'm rolling out on this.

Truth told, I learned a small slew of lessons on my sailing trip...

1) Most people haven't a fucking clue.

2) The ocean warrants solely RESPECT.

3) 28-year-old, Too-Smart Catholic GENTS are boxes of rocks starting out but that guilt will drive them to WISDOM or DEATH.

And if you know something I don't, please tell me about it.  I'd love to hear it.

I know I'm riding a FATEWAVE cuz shit is coming to me... five free meals if four days... the sickest tour/ski setup fell into my lap (THANKS JOSH) and connections just keep flowing...

BIENVENIDOS A LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS!

We're setting whole new standards of ridiculousness ahorita... so enjoy it.

I've never been BORED in Jackson... from day one until NOW.

And all I can say about a place that can induce this level of stoke is that it's LEGIT.

The natives didn't truly settle here because the climate proved too harsh but fuck if you can't ski some SHIT here with the aid of modernity and a bit of sweat.

You thinkin' tomorrow?

Nah, Man, we got TODAY... and that's about it.

SO LIVE IT UP.

Love,

MAX