11.10.2009

All Up In My Business

Whether you surf or not, if you come to Nicaragua, I'll show you a good time.

If you want to learn to surf, I'll show you a really good time.

If you already surf, I'll show you a really, really good time.

Yeah, I've got flyers. Click 'em and they'll grow.

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If you're wondering what time of year is best to come, this should help.

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Note that when the skiing's good the surfing's still good but not quite so good. That, my friends, is climatic convenience... and a damn good excuse to get out of town.

Any questions?

maxmogren@yahoo.com


All profits go to my BBFBF (buy a better fucking boat fund).

Help me help you.

Big Sloppy Kisses,

Max

11.09.2009

In love and in surfing...

A closeout tuberide is better than no tuberide at all.

As always, there's a clause:

Excepting your breath, let go of everything as the wave comes crashing down.

Eventually you'll surface.

So why not a little .38 Special for our lyric of the day:

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Hold on loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
You're going to lose control

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