This Satuday the icy hand of fate will pit father against son... brother against brother... man against nature... scantily-clad jewels against biting cold...in the ultimate showdown of spandex-clad manliness.
Ben "DIRTY SVENCHEZ" Mogren is coming off a hernia operation and could be vulnerable as such... one "accidental" groin-poling during the starting maelstrom could penetrate this frost-spewing dragon's otherwise invincible armor.
The Mustache gives him mystical powers. Hopefully he shaved.
Ken "BIG PIMPIN!'" Mogren is having the season of his LIFE, recently winning the overall points title for the Minnesota Nordic Series... the culmination of 40 years of ski racing... and slightly attributable to the juicy handicap offered gents over 60.
Always a threat. Beyond experienced.
Sam "PURPLE REIGN" Mogren is a mild-mannered branch manager by day. By night? The frontman for Phoenix's most sought after PRINCE TRIBUTE BAND. Each performance leaves his audience almost as breathless as Sam himself. If that ain't training, what is?
He can apparently defy gravity. One word... CONTENDER.
Max "RABID PEROXIDE RAVEN" has been running with LA MAESTRA, kiting his face off, slacklining, pulling up, and stretching. Despite having been on XC skis twice in the last two years, he remains undauntedly cockshure.
He found some lunchmoney. With the magical power of CALORIES, anything is possible.
He found some lunchmoney. With the magical power of CALORIES, anything is possible.
I'll be in MN Thursday through Sunday. Anyone in Winona who wants to meet up, lets do it Friday morning. Anyone in TC, lets do it Sunday noon.
Gotta go work on my boat and pamper my perrita.
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